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and after about ten mins, there was the hugh bang and a blinding flash, and the turkey flew across the kitchen and landed in the dogs bed, now its all covered in dog fluff. any idea is please?
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and after about ten mins, there was the hugh bang and a blinding flash, and the turkey flew across the kitchen and landed in the dogs bed, now its all covered in dog fluff. any idea is please?
dump the turkey - tell everyone that you've become a vegetarian and just serve the veggies
wash it off put it in a large pan boil it for a few minutes with a little vinegar to kill germs
Your not having much luck today are you . Merry xmas.
lmao, u make me laugh.. u have one helluva wack life.. may i??
hahaha :) why did not you just put it into the clothes drier. Duh/
Bin the turkey and make chips
That didnt happen!! why would it bang and fly?
anyhow if this could possible be true WASH IT OFF? or get another turkey i guess
that sounds like a proper blow job!. gobble gobble gobble!!!!
Well as long as no-one noticed you can always retrieve the situation. Get the turkey and rinse off the dogs' hairs . who will know?
Stick it in a very hot oven for ten minutes to kill the bacteria and then cook in the normal way.
Who knows, might even add to the flavour!
Chuck it away and phone round to get an invite to a Xmas dinner.
i`d bury that sucker,stabb it a few times first.imagine what it might do to your oven!not unless, you overloaded the hair drier.then wash it off with dawn ` rinse REAL well.any remaining dog fluff will just make it crispier. don`t tell, however you should share compliments with the dog.
lol men can not even defrost a turkey
did it smile ;-)
Tape it to the top of your car and run it through the car wash a few times. You will need the ''full contact'' blue slappy thing one not that ''touchfree'' crap!
Are you joking?
Wash the turkey in running water then cook it as normal, allowing for the fact that it is probably still frozen.
Cooking from frozen is not necessarily recommended, but it does work so long as you work out the temperatures and time O.K..
Throw the hairdryer away.
Wish I'd been there to see it.
yes make the next stop the wheelie////get the corned beef out a bloody disaster but i know you wont mind when i say it gave me a good laugh Happy Xmas Max and all the Family
First, I do not recommend eating the turkey. Second, I do not recommend drying your hair with what is left of your appliance. Third, thank you for the best laugh of the day.
feed it to the dogs and order jack n the box or mcdonald is or chinese and skip the dog furred, cold, hairdryer exploded turkey as ssssss
Shut off power to the circuit you just tripped and rinse off the turkey. Pre-heating a turkey is not a good idea. Ever hear of salmonella poisoning??
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